ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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