Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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