I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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