literally had 100 drinks last night.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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