Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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