He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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