I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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