There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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