No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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