is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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