You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this boner is exhausting
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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