she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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