How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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