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smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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