69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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