I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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