Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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