fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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