I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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