Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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