Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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