The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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