I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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