he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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