you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I need to align my fucking chakras
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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