Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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