Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
