how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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