fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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