when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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