I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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