you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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