Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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