I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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