Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
