white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
How external is "for external use only"?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I know her cup size but not her name....
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