one might say we're banned from that church
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
