I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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