quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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