If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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