Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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