Fuck appropriateness.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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