I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
worst night to have a conscience
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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