Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
