watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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