so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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