I wish I could punch you in the face.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Randomize
