what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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