my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
