Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
And then he peed in my hair
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