Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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